Whoever designs these new fangled fat controlers is a moron. Body shaper undergarments I would think are intended for girls with some meat on there bones yes? So why does my back fat make the damn thing roll down?
I have three different styles right now that I have tried out since I got a business casual job and don't have scrubs to hide the jiggle. The first one I got is like those belly bands for pregnant chicks but a lot tighter, good at first, but sitting in front of a computer most of the day, it rolls from both ends, unless you sit perfectly straight without moving. Maybe it would stay up a little better if I were Gumby and could pull it up high enough in the back but alas I am not.
So I went and got the very high waist shorts kind. Slightly better only because it rolls from one end. Have fun trying to get those bitches back up in a tiny bathroom stall every time you have to pee at work.
Highwaist control panel granny panties slowly move south under the roll as well. I got a seamless tank thing that is comfortable and stays put, doesn't hold a lot in but keeps the jello show to a minimum.
I was debating getting one of those as seen on tv kymora something or other but have yet to see how it's possible to get it off to relieve oneself without getting completly undressed.
I suppose I should just lose some weight but I'm lazy. I might just macguyver something up with some 3 inch elastic or just go back to the old time corset, I can just have my chambermaid lace me up.
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I have feelers too.